Lyrically I`m Supposed To Represent...

Last niteee...

bacardi x alize x smirnoff x sprite

..prolly not in that order either.


But what I do remember,
Is that I was there for my gurrrl Denee's babyshower :)

...I was trynna keep my balance by leanin on the chair, smh

Woke up the next morning of course
with a HUGE headache =/
& I still had to go to church.
But the weather was beautiful,
and the asprin I took, worked wonders :)

...I never go ANYWHERE without that s t a r on my neck *

Sunday`s are always smoove.
Its like that day is a day for relaxing and just enjoying the "good" parts of life.

So i decided to give my niece a mani :)

.. now she could match "Just Like Me"

...This video had me rollingggggg :-D













Nuff Said,
-sylveemuufuckinJones.

Sweet Tea, For A Sweety

Why do I have the urge to listen to Common?



Anyway,
Yesterday I met up with My Marcus & Kyle :)

The Four of us (including Jay)
were trying to figure out what to do with the rest of the night.

Cause after we left "prom show-off"
& mc donalds
..well there wasn't anything else left to do.

I mean it was a wednesday night.
And I was tired as fuck from work all day.. that all i wanted to do was laydown.

So of course they smoked...

& of course, I watched :)

I bought these cute lil loafers from Aldo
and they are just tooo cuteeee :)



Well,
my sweet tea is getting cold..

and uhh you know the rest

"suck my wings"

"blah blah blah"

"sylvee jones"


haha

Bayy Bayy :-*

So I decided to keep my word and update this daily,

even if there was harldy anything to update about.

Nevertheless..

I update !

So now I'm in the midst of a nightime playlist...

Which consist of:

&

The thing about John legend that captures me soo deeply,
is that he speaks to the soul by knowing just the right things
we want to hear, yet are probably afraid to ask.

Tell me why instead of explaining something to someone,
i would just play them a John Legend song and hope they understand lol ;)

The Dream on the other hand,

has a way of speaking to women.

Yet the thing about him is that I don't really find him attractive.

So yeah no "The Dream" fantasies for me -_-

Today was cool,
Tired @ work mostly =/

But of course my friends make it up by picking me up after work for a bite to eat :)

Everything was cool... real cool..

until later on in the evening when I was getting out of Jamie's car;

He didnt see me trying to get something out the back seat and proceeded to pull of..
not quite slow.. but not quick either.
anyyywhooo..
He ran over my foot -_-

But the thing is.. the WHOLE tire didn't roll over my foot.
Like I walk fine & everything,
At times it does throb.

So hopefully this ICE will set some healing before I run over to the ER :(



I must say..
I love the month of May...
I just wish the May weather was around.


Somtimes,
i miss the old curly sylvee =/

Ehh,
watevvv.

Pick of the night:

Now you could s u c k my wings.

-sylvee J.

Where's Sylvee ??

I been maaaaaaaad negligent in not updating my bloggy,
smh @ me ;-(

not lazy though,

more like tired/buzy.

But for some reason I'm wide awake on a sunday night,
( when I really should be asleep -__- )

Anywhoo..
Let's do some updating shall we??

I work 5 days a week
8 hours a day
& make crazy pay

Screwy Ain't it ?! :-D


uhhh...
wat else....

My BBM game poppin tho !

lol foreeeeaalll

307A08B1

Look familiar??

That's cause ya man got it, Ha !

You know I always got the nasty shit right??

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

Most of that shit is just nasty lookin,
But I bet some of it tastes good lmaooo

Shouts out to Christina for that link !
AKA: The Girl Who updated my blog before this entry -__-

I wonder why they never really came out with a video for this !

http://2dopeboyz.okayplayer.com/2009/05/05/kanye-wests-lost-spaceship-video-still-shots/


Smh, one of my favorite songs too !!!!!

Finally, He's Gettin his S h i n e
The way he should !

http://www.uknowbigsean.com/






And now that were in the midst of the playoff season...




...pure comedy :)

I got my cousin's bestfriend's baby shower this weekend :-D
pretty much excited cause like she could pop any day now !

Why does it seem like my location is always:

Jersey x Bronx x Harlem

??????????


mmmmmmm -__-

alrite enough ranting for the night.

Umm best bet?

Follow me.

twitter.com/sylveejones :)

Oh & one more thing.



isnt he cute??
FAKE swine flu mask & all haha ;-D

Shoutout To:

• all the people that suck & swallow me everday -_-

• Lil dick scrubs, ew. lmaoo

• Nikki Minaj Mixtape

(Beam me up Scotty!)

• Troy Watts

• The homeless man that grabbed my hand

in the train station yesterday -_-

• Kanye West- Late Registration

• My boss,

for pissing me off every morning.

• Gucci Mane- Writings on the wall mixtape

Thank You,
That is all :)

-Bonita sylvee Jones
(You gotta put me on)

You've Been Hacked!

dont forget to log-out!!
muhuhahahahahahahahahahahah!!!

Things That Accured On A "Green" Monday

5 L`s
2 Packs Of Reese's
1 Fruit & Yogurt Parfait
2 Bowls Of Mashed Potatoes & Chicken
1 Hershey's Cookies & Cream Bar
1 Pack Of M&M's Peanut
2 Glasses Of Cranberry Juice
1 Comfy Bed

:)

& The morning after I Can't feel my tongue =/

Generosity Brings No Animosity

My voice really really really sounds horrible.

Like I keep drinking Tea Thinking things will be be better,
and It's not working -__-

Ive heard every joke for the past 48 hours,
that was about my voice.

...Everyones' a critic -____-

Yesterday I was spending some quality T.I.M.E with my nephew* Chewy

He Needs A Haircut, I Know -__-

Tia thought it would be funny to stick a pad on chewy and let him parade around the house,
Honestly, it was funny as hell lmaooo

My Nuni loves meeeeeee :)

I was eating, which explains my chubby cheeks Lol

mmmmmmmm...
& this is just a mixtape !

Sweet.

Ayeeeeeeee !

I Think I Got A New Nickname,
... Stevie lol

That's what all the kids call me I swear !

Its cute tho :)

I remember when Mya was a baaad bitch,
Matta fact.. She Still Is !
A little smuttish, but never the less a bad bitch !

I think I love every Mya Song That Came Out,
And Even the ones that did'nt Have videos lol

I must say I do capture some simple yet great pics...

Mmmmmm Yeeesshhh Ma`am !
Don't Doubt Yourself, Trust Me You Need Me -__-


Guess You Could Say Ive Been Doing Some Cleaning,
Getting Ready For The Spring & Putting Winter Away..


Ahhh I gotta headache man!

psssssssh, damn 4 year old sneezes!!!

NyQuil x Orange Juice x Lemon Tea
Is My Menu =/

E v e r y o n e feel a way about Me,
But at least ya feel s o m t h i n` !

mmmm anywhoo..
Suck My Wings & Pay Homage

-- Sylvee J.

Don't Let That Nigga Eat In Ya Whip

... Thanks To Tia :)

onedamedthing.blogspot.com





Been to tired lately to really blog,
So let`s speed blog a bit.. shall we.

• Ive Been Great =D
• Life Couldn't Get Any Better
• My Future Goals Are Set!
• I have the bestest people in my life right now and i wouldn't change that for the world
• Apparently I ran out of Purple nail polish=/
• Yellow Is Currently My New Purple
• My Bestfriend comes back from FL tomorrow :)
• Starbucks: Moca Frap. Is My Breakfast
• I`m my own competition
  
• A Royal Prince Once Told Me To Think Like A Nigga, Therefore I Do !

I`m Sylvee muufuckin` Jones,
And You Are??

Oh, Suck My Wings ! [X_X]

On My Day Off..

Videos Of The Day I Guess..

Kinda mad that it looks cheap,
Like its in the parking lot the whole time..
And its just a bunch of ladies (which is the theme)
But they could of at least changed the location.

-_____-

But I Love This Video =D
He's Done It Again, Like Seriously!

Eminem - New Music - More Music Videos

::sigh:: We No Longer Together
(unfortunately =/)

"Tristin Wilds"

This Shit NEVER Gets Old To Me
...EVERRRRR!!!!

Here's Some Pics From Jamies Dinner The Other Night,
The Rest Are On Facebook :)

Me & Tia..




=





...Except I'm The Brain ;)

Hahahaa

-- Sylvee J.

Just For Simba :)

Soo..

My BFF was complaining that I have N O T H I N G
about him on my bloggy =/

Thus,
Here is a blog only about Darryl =D

Ever since December 2007, This man has been by my side through every single moment in my life. I use to think he was the new kid in school that sold drugs cause he wore a backpack all the time Smh=/.
He actually use to beat me up after school all the time, just for talking shit to him throughout the school day. I bruised easily :(
We became real close just cause he taught me a whole lotta things, mostly about guys and the shit the tell females to gass there heads up. I admit I took notes from this kid alot. We get into arguments and fights.. and sometimes that results in us not talking to each other for days at a time.
But when we do touch back, it`s as if we never faught in the first place. I love this funny.. weird..out of this world..ticklish..swaggamatic kid lmaoo ("swaggamatic")
And umm Yeah i guess he loves me too :)
Simbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa =D

The Day Before A Monday

Today Was Pretty Chill :)


Yesterday, We went out for James' B-day dinner.

I`ll have the pics up here soon...

Looks like im gunna be having a hectic Work week this week =/
Oh well !



This song always makes me smile;
No matter What mood I'm in,
No matter who I'm with,
..Just smiles :)




Yeah Soo Like... Im sittin at home,
Watchin the movie "Bully"
(look it up if you want)

& my bestest Tia comes over with my Nephew* chewy =D

..Isn't He so Cute







So that's what were doing right about now,
parlaying with a Yorkie :)


suck wings & pay homage
[silent "H" like what melly says lol]

-- Jones.

Divas :)

This is what happens when your bored,
and you have a bestfriend that loves
to do dumb shit with you too :)

Frolic Friday :)

Soooo...

I didn't really feel like typing today,
So here's a video Blog :)

Featuring my bestfriend Christina <3


...Suck My Wings & Pay Homage

Something For A Thursday :)

Check out how Robert cuts into Que's part though !!

Haha Que Only got two lines and shit...

Damn, look at where bitchassness gets you -__-

Day 26 - New Music - More Music Videos

We Eatin Over Here, Why Would I Miss Meals?

Ayeeeeeee !

I been back on some real cocky shit,

Like how i use to be..

more like nonchalant as fuck.

So yeah Pardon my behavior,

But I personally don't feed into anything

that doesn't involve Sylvee Jones.



Here's Some Throwback shit ;)




This Was Sampled In The LL Cool J Song:
"Around The Way Girl"




Guess What Song Sampled This ??





THIS IS JUST IGNORANT AS FUCK -___-






This song nice though :)

Where The Fuck IS Waldo ?

Soo Ummmm...

I think Tatt's are sexy,

&

Uhh, Your Body Is A W o n d e r l a n d

[*_*]

mmmm My Kind Of Guy ;)





Oh and GYT =
Get Yourself Tested -__-

That's Somthing You Shouldn't Play With !



I was with maaad little kids today,
And that shit was fun as hell.
I mean now I'm gunna need like a gallon-sized
bottle of hand sanitizer -__-

But all in all,
I enjoyed myself ;)

Pay Homage,
Please & Thanks =P

--Sylvee Jonesssss